Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: their slowness
Jakefeb3: their weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan.
Jakefeb3: if i duct tape 2 turtles together. they are unstoppable
frank garcia is on this american life and was a bass player for oxo and is a shop dwarf?
work is the curse of the drinking classes